1/14/08

100 Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms

This is so awesome and so scary at the same time (although, in my opinion, scary more than anything else).

Check out the reddit comments here.

here are some that i particularly liked:

"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is."

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

" [about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]"

" I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe."

Now, I'm Jewish so I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that this isn't what Jesus had in mind.

1/13/08

St. Patrick's Day T Shirts

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It's a Celebration Bitches
It's a Celebration Bitches
It's a Celebration Bitches funny St Patrick's Day t shirt.
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't start in the morning. The perfect tee for St. Patty's Day.
Let's Get Ready To Stumble
Let's Get Ready To Stumble
Let's Get Ready To Stumble. The perfect t shirt to get the party started on St. Patrick's Day.
Drink Until You're Green
Drink Until You're Green
A great St. Patrick's day tee for all you drinkers out there. Drink Until You're Green!
Everyone Loves an Irish Boy
Everyone Loves an Irish Boy
Show your Irish pride on St. Patty's Day with this Everyone Loves An Irish Boy tee.
Everyone Loves an Irish Girl
Everyone Loves an Irish Girl
Show your Irish pride with this Everyone Loves an Irish Girl tee.
Wanna See My Shamrocks?
Wanna See My Shamrocks?
The perfect St. Pat's Day t shirt for all you crazy ladies out there!
Green is so last St. Patrick's Day
Green is so last St. Patrick's Day
The perfect St. Patrick's Day shirt if you have a little attitude.
Wish You Were Beer
Wish You Were Beer
Instead of Wish you were Here, on St. Patricks Day we say Wish You were BEER!
Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow
Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow
Everyone can relate to this St. Pat's day t shirt because on St. Patrick's Day, everyone's drinking and then hungover the next day.
Irish You Would Kiss Me
Irish You Would Kiss Me
This Irish You Would Kiss Me St. Patrick's Day shirt is the ideal shirt for anyone looking to get any on St. Patties Day.
Irish I Wasn't So Drunk
Irish I Wasn't So Drunk
This Irish I Wasn't So Drunk tee is great for everyone to wear later in the day on St. Patrick's Day.
Irish I Was Drunk
Irish I Was Drunk
A great St. Paddy's Day tee for when you first wake up! Later you'll have your Irish I Wasn't So Drunk tee on though.
Irish You'd Buy Me a Beer
Irish You'd Buy Me a Beer
Everyone loves free beer on St. Patties day and hopefully this Irish You'd Buy Me a Beer t-shirt will help you out!
Irish Girl
Irish Girl
A St. Patrick's Day t-shirt just for the ladies. Because it's true, Irish girls are the best drinking buddies.
Kiss Me I'm Drunk with Clover
Kiss Me I'm Drunk with Clover
A tee shirt with a simple and straightforward request for St. Patrick's Day. Kiss Me I'm Drunk (but not passed out yet!)
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Simple Kiss Me I'm Drunk St. Patrick's Day t-shirt.
Who's Your Paddy
Who's Your Paddy
Green Who's Your Paddy St. Patties day tee with funny looking Irish guy on the t shirt. (It's funny cause it sounds like Who's Your Daddy.)
Irish Drinking Team
Irish Drinking Team
If you didn't know, Ireland has a drinking team, and this St. Patrick's Day, if you're wearing this t shirt, you're on the Irish Drinking Team. Good luck and go Irish!
Dublin Up
Dublin Up
We know people copy this design, but this is the original. Awesome Irish Dublin Up T shirt perfect for St. Patrick's Day. If you've got two hands, then you can hold two beers on St. Pat's Day.
Drink Until You're Irish
Drink Until You're Irish
Great green t-shirt design perfect for St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day design with fun Irish looking lads with beers and Drink Until You're Irish green text on the bottom.
Kiss Me I'm Irish
Kiss Me I'm Irish
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Blow Me I'm Irish
Blow Me I'm Irish
This morning when I wasn't as drunk, my shirt said Kiss Me I'm Irish, but now that I've been drinking all day, I've changed it to Blow Me I'm Irish.
I'm Drunk
I'm Drunk
A simple, straight to the point St. Patrick's Day t shirt. It's St. Patrick's Day and I'm Drunk. Thank you.
Erin go braugh-less
Erin go braugh-less
Instead of the boring Irish saying, for St. Pats you should be more fun! Green Erin Go Braugh-less t shirt design perfect for St Patricks Day.
Mooning Leprechaun
Mooning Leprechaun
Hey, It's St. Patrick's Day and this is my mooning leprechaun. See him on my awesome St Patties day tee?!
Made in Ireland
Made in Ireland
This is BurnTees and we're Jersey boys so we had to have an Irish/New Jersey St. Patrick's Day tee shirt and this is it! Made In Ireland, Live In Jersey.
Kiss Me I'm 21!!!
Kiss Me I'm 21!!!
Drinking Buddy
Drinking Buddy
On most nights you need a wingman, but on St. Patties day all you need is a Drinking Buddy. If you're the drinking buddy on St. Patrick's Day then this tee shirt is perfect for you.
Sorry I'm a Little Drunk
Sorry I'm a Little Drunk
We know you're drunk and you're bound to do some stupid stuff on St. Patrick's Day, so apologize in advance with this Sorry I'm a Little Drunk t shirt perfect for St. Pats Day.
Boston MA St. Patrick's Day
Boston MA St. Patrick's Day
Charlotte NC St. Patrick's Day
Charlotte NC St. Patrick's Day
New York St. Patrick's Day
New York St. Patrick's Day
Hoboken St. Patrick's Day
Hoboken St. Patrick's Day
Hoboken St. Pattys Day 07
Hoboken St. Pattys Day 07
Hoboken St. Patrick's Day 2008 tee shirt, perfect for anyone celebrating in Hoboken, NJ this year. We know we'll be there!
Morristown St. Patrick's Day
Morristown St. Patrick's Day
Seaside St. Patrick's Day
Seaside St. Patrick's Day
Seaside St. Patrick's Day 2008
Seaside St. Patrick's Day 2008
The perfect t shirt if you're celebrating St. Patrick's Day down the shore this year.
Belmar St. Pattys Day 2008
Belmar St. Pattys Day 2008
Celebrate Belmar's St. Patrick's Day in style this year with this great Belmar 2008 four leaf clover design.
I Love New Jersey
I Love New Jersey
BurnTees 4 Leaf Clover
BurnTees 4 Leaf Clover
Even More St. Patrick's Day Shirts!!!
Even More St. Patrick's Day Shirts!!!
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1/3/08

Email I Received this morning from Congressman Robert Wexler

Dear xxx,

In my last email to you, I wrote how your support for our efforts to hold impeachment hearings for Vice President Cheney has helped us get some attention from the mainstream media. My editorial was recently published in the Philadelphia Inquirer and newspapers from coast to coast have covered our success. 175,000 supporters have now signed up at WexerWantsHearings.com and the number continues to build.

Over the past weeks, I have put significant financial resources behind this effort, including advertising, multimedia, blog ads, and technical support for WexlerWantsHearings.com. Thank you to the hundreds of people who have already generously supported the cause.

Now, with your help – I want to expand this effort.

With your support I want to make a major Internet advertising buy on Google that will guarantee that for the next two weeks, every person that looks up "Dick Cheney" on Google sees an advertisement for our petition. With your help we can own "Cheney" on the web.

In addition, I want to publish blog ads, such as you see to the right, throughout the web to galvanize Americans in support of our cause. (You may have to right mouse click and select "Download Pictures" to see the ad).

It is time to reach beyond those that are regular readers of the political blogs, and expand the number of people mobilized to help push for impeachment hearings. The truth is that the number of Americans who support our efforts is immense and we need to do everything possible to reach out to them and maximize our strength.

I cannot do this without your support, so click here if you'd like to contribute to our work.

When Congress reconvenes on January 15th I will deliver the hundreds of thousands of names we have collected to my colleagues on the Judiciary Committee and I will do everything I can do to convince them to support immediate impeachment hearings. I will also be entering all of the collected names into the Congressional Record and present them to the Chairman of the Judiciary Committee.

The mainstream media has not done enough to cover this effort but with your help we will force the issue into the national dialogue.

Click here if you'd like to help sponsor this effort.

We must now redouble our efforts to ensure that Vice President Cheney and the Bush Administration are held accountable.

In order to continue funding this effort we need your help. Please consider making a financial contribution to help us expand our advertising advocating impeachment hearings for Vice President Dick Cheney. Your help will go a long way toward stopping the out of control Bush Administration.

Click here if you are willing to contribute today.

Thanks for your help and keep up the fight!

Congressman Robert Wexler


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