Have a Nice Weekend!

I Don't Think You Quite Grasp This Manliness Business

Electric guy to himself: Where's my gloves?
Grip guy: Gloves? I don't use gloves. I use my bare hands like a man! Only pussies use gloves. Are you a pussy? Be a man, ya pussy.
Electric guy: But then my skin will get all dry and crack and stuff.
Grip guy: Duh, well, yeah. That's why you have to moisturize.

Because Those People Are Beyond Saving

Black woman #1: And then she was like, 'I don't like fried chicken!'
Black woman #2: How could you not like fried chicken?!
Black woman #1: I know! How could you not like fried chicken?!
Black woman #2: ... Well, was she white?

Mother's Day

Well, it's almost May, and that means that Mother's Day is just around the corner. I don't know about you, but I have a very hard time shopping for Mother's Day. Father's Day is easy...go to Best Buy, get anything that you have to plug in, and Dad is happy. Mother's Day? Not so easy.

This year, make it easy on yourself. Go to CafePress, pick a shirt, and you're done! Click on the banner below to check out the selection:

The Zimmers "My Generation"

Carl Lewis

And now for your "Holy Shit What Were These People Thinking" video:

Christopher Walken

He's so awesome:

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Interesting CNN Article

Very interesting article on CNN.com (link to article). Especially interesting is Eileen Willet's remarks:

"Since CNN has been on top of the Imus story, I hope CNN will follow this one -- especially since Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were so quick to put these boys in jail. Let's make sure the boys get the apology they deserve from Rev. Jackson and Rev. Sharpton.

By all accounts this was not an isolated event and the university routinely turned a blind eye to what was going on. Shame on all of them."

Good point Eileen. However, does anyone really think that either Jackson or Sharpton will apologize? I personally doubt it.

Ode To Zach Braff

Well, with all the scrubs videos below, how can I not include this video? From the creator: "Someone had to say how great Zach Braff is. We here at The Super Secret Project decided to take the liberty. And yes, we screwed up his middle name. Nothing rhymes with Israel."

Scrubs

I just found out that my friend Chris doesn't like Scrubs...so how could I not post some Scrubs videos?!?!?

MySpace Sucks

How can a website that is SO popular fail to ever work properly. I keep trying to sign on and it keeps telling me my account has been phished. So, I change my password, and it tells me I've been phished again. This has happened about 5 times now in the last 20 minutes and I can't fucking take it anymore. Why does MySpace suck so bad?!

Go RU!

White Chicks & Gang Signs

What an awesome video.

Are you Kidding Me?

Royals OF Joey Gathright shows off his amazing athletic ability by jumping over 2 cars in 2002

Bill O'Reilly Loses His Mind

holy shit...this is AWESOME

Cadbury Eggs...smaller?

Why are gas prices so high?

Wonder why you're paying $3.00 a gallon?

article here

"CHICAGO (Reuters) -- Occidental Petroleum Corp.'s chairman and chief executive took in more than $400 million in compensation last year, the company said in a filing, one of the biggest single-year payouts in U.S. corporate history."

What Should we Do Next?

Got a design idea for us? Something you've been dying to see on a shirt? I thought we'd open things up a bit and ask our audience...What do you think we should design next? Leave a comment with your thoughts:

Contemptster.com

My buddy Chris and a few of his other friends recently started Contemptster.com and I urge you to check it out...especially if you're as bitter as them.

Now, you may be asking yourself, "what is contemptster.com?". Well, I'm glad you asked because I just happen to have the answer!

"Contemptster is the preeminent website for all things annoying. It’s the site for those pet peeves that make your skin crawl. It’s the place to berate those people who piss you off and make you think the world is degenerating into a vapid cesspool of assholery. Bad drivers, movie theater dicks, rude waiters, and people who clip their fingernails in public, we have them all. They are our Contemptsters."

The site also has funny videos, photos, and a bunch of other things to help you waste away your day at work which is always a plus in my book. So, check it out, and if you like it, tell your friends about it because the site is just freakin awesome.