Crazy Carl - Nastiest IM Ever?

This conversation just happened between me and Crazy Carl (these are not our real screen names):

Crazy Carl: i seriously have no idea what to get anyone for christmas yet
Me: lol
Me: you can get me anything you'd like
Crazy Carl: whats your address?
Crazy Carl: because i'm going to take a shit in a box and mail it to you
Me: xxx East xxth Street, apt xx, NY NY 10016
Me: make sure it's a nice box
Crazy Carl: a massive wordclass dump after going to Arthur's or Jose Tejas
Crazy Carl: hahahahahahahahaha
Crazy Carl: dude, didn't you know it was a trick?
Crazy Carl: why did you give me your address?
Me: cause i want presents
Crazy Carl: even if its a massive dump taken by me?
Me: i'll send back something worse
Crazy Carl: i can't think of anything worse
Crazy Carl: except maybe a dogs head
Me: then that's what you'll get
Me: and it'll be covered in my poo
Crazy Carl: i'm laughing so hard right now
Crazy Carl: i wonder what the shipping on something like that is
Crazy Carl: are you going to send it fedex so you can track it?
Mathew Jason: lol sure
Crazy Carl: i'm think i'm going to start taking pictures of my massive dumps in the toilet bowl with my camera phone, and sending them to people
Crazy Carl: i dont know if you have a camera phone, but i guess i'll find out soon enough
Me: i did that once...sent it to jane and chris
Me: it was so amazing,i had to share it with someone
Crazy Carl: awesome.
Crazy Carl: i wanted to send one to chris one day, but i didn't have his number in my phone
Crazy Carl: it was what i call a Bode Miller Shit
Crazy Carl: it was 2 identical huge logs right next to each other parallel.
Crazy Carl: they looked like a set of skis
Me: nasty
Me: should i post this convo on the blog? lol
Crazy Carl: if you'd like... but i think it reflects poorly on both of us
Crazy Carl: hahahahaha
Me: lol, i know, but it's funny
Crazy Carl: go ahead. everyone knows i have issues anyway
Crazy Carl: however, won't jane or your brother be shocked that you are threatening to mail me a dogs head in a box?
Me: lol