This is an ACTUAL conversation that I just had with Crazy Carl:
Crazy Carl: i finally figured out how i'm going to get rich.
Me: ok I'll bite....
Crazy Carl: i was thinking about this today when i was speeding and passed a speed trap but didn't get pulled over.
it would sort of be like a stink bomb.
it would be a vial that would have liquid in it that would smell exactly like you shit your pants.
would you rather spend $20 on that, or get a $200 ticket, plus have your car insurance go up?
Me: you. are. an. idiot
Crazy Carl: no, i am a mad genius.
why do people buy radar detectors?