Shout out to Jacksonville

For all of you where were concerned, please be aware that Mike is back home and alive. He's a little sore, but doing much better. Now that that's been put behind us, lets move along.

Poser boy still hasn't written a blog, so I'll just continue to do all the work and keep everyone updated on my life.

This weekend I travelled to Jacksonville, Florida in order to further expand the BurnTees fan base. While I was there, I happened to run into a friend of mine and she let me stay at her place, which was super nice. A few quick notes about Jacksonville

  • The place is f*ckin HUGE!!! There's no such thing as "walking to the store".. or.. "the bar? yea, it's right down the block." Nope....doesn't exist. Everything is at least a 10 minute drive.
  • The place is f*ckin CHEAP!!! Easily my favorite part about Jacksonville (besides my new friends of course). Melanie (my personal assistant) came down to Jacksonville with me and I feel like the only thing we did all weekend was go "it's only how much?! back home that would be so much more!!!!" It's a fun game, I recommend everyone travelling to someplace cheaper than the place they're from and playing that game (and to the people who already live in the cheapest place...sorry...but you probably can't afford to travel anywhere anyway)
  • I don't like grits. That's not a guess either. I tried it...and it's gross.
  • Country music still sucks.
  • Apparently people down in Jacksonville are not huge Bon Jovi fans. I thought everyone in the world was a Bon Jovi fan, but I was wrong. I sang "Dead or Alive" at a karaoke bar down there (cause that's what I do) and I swear, the hardcore rednecks in the bar looked like they were gonna kill me right there in the bar.
  • Did I mention how cheap it was?
  • I'm not very good at golf
  • Oh yea, and the best part? I flew down to Florida for July 4th weekend, and it rained pretty much the entire time I was there; which ties in well with the previous point because thunderstorms and golfing do not go well. There was a lightning bolt so close to us that it actually sent a 230 pound man about 3 feet in the air (the bolt didn't actually do that, but Paras got so scared that he pretty much jumped 3 feet in the air)

In all honesty, I had a really awesome time down in Jacksonville. The people are great down there and without even trying, we picked up some new BurnTees fans in the process. So, don't you worry, your Duval F*ckin County shirt should be coming up soon (i just have to convince poser boy to design them) as long as I start seeing visitors from Jacksonville on the site. So do your job down there and spread the word about BurnTees.

In regards to an actual update on the site....I don't really have one. Poser boy is working really hard on (lol...hard on) getting all our new designs up so it's just a waiting game at this point.

Also, to everyone who has bought something at BurnTees...Thanks....and make sure to send us pictures of your BurnTees purchase to pictures@burntees.com. Also, we'll be adding a testimonials section, so, if you want to write to us and tell us how much you love our products (or if you just want to tell us to go f*ck ourselves), send us an email at testimonials@burntees.com.

Oh yea...make sure to keep clicking on all of the links at the bottom of the page....especially the "ranking" links at the bottom.

Thanks for reading



Sachin said...

you can't goto florida and not design a Jeb Bush t-shirt! Or one that says "Florida: America's Penis"