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More stuff that's bothering me

I love when people's MySpace picture is a picture of them in their car, or just a picture of their car. Nobody cares for a few reasons:

1) If I lived at home, I'd be able to afford a really nice car also. But the fact remains, i'd still be living at home...so even if you have your great car...just imagine the girl's reaction when you say "no, it's cool, my parents are cool with it" as you try to take her "home" with you.

2) Your parents bought the car for you.....nobody is impressed by that.

3) Chances are, if you're one of these people, your friends are either 1)porn stars who you've definitely NEVER talked to 2) other guys with cars in their picture 3) other guys wearing no shirts in their picture 4) girls who tan so much that by the time they're 30, they'll look like they're 60. You can have those girls

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Best...Blog....Ever

Ok, fine, so I'm a little biased...but, regardless, here it is:
thingsofsubstance.blogspot.com

Just a few things

I hate this man with a passion. I'm sorry. I know he's the host of a show that does wonderful things for people, but I really just can't stand him.

First of all, please wear some sleeves. Nobody wants to see you wearing those button downs that you bought at Sears with the sleeves cut off. You look like a douchebag.

Second of all, do you know how to NOT SCREAM!?!?!?! It's like you and Jack Bauer have the same problem but opposite extremes. He only wispers, you only scream. And then to scream into a loud speaker? What the hell is wrong you with you?

Third of all...what do you have to do to get on this show? You used to just have to be poor. Now, you need to be poor, a husband who was killed in Iraq, 2 kids, one of which is disabled...oh...yea...and you need to run a charity that's in pretty bad shape as well. It's almost as bad as Queer Eye....in order to be on that show now, you already have to be semi famous...it's like they just got tired of searching for deserving people and started saying..."hm...he's famous, but he could really use a haircut...he's perfect!"

Let's see...what else.

I don't know...there's just so much shit that bothers me these days. How bout this...why won't you leave a comment on what's bothering you, and I can rant and rave about that as well.

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Urinal Etiquette

Don't get me wrong. By no means am I an expert in etiquette, but when it comes to urinal etiquette...I know a thing or two.

About 30 seconds ago, I walked into the bathroom at work (I had to pee pee). In the bathroom at my office, there are three urinals up against a wall. When I walked in, there was one guy at the urinals, but he was using the middle urinal! Now wait just a minute!!! Unless each outside urinal is being used, there should never be a time when you need to use the middle urinal. If he's using the middle urinal, that means that no matter which one I choose, I'll still be peeing right next to him. That just ain't right.

People...If you walk in and there are three open urinals, you use one of the end ones...always...no matter how many urinals there are. If you walk in and someone is there (and using an end urinal properly), you take the other end urinal, whether there's 3 or 20. If you walk in and there are two guys on each end, you take any urinal in the middle making sure to always leave a urinal in between you and the closest other guy. If there are only 3 urinals (listen up people), cough, wash your hands, hold it in, exit, and wait a few minutes before returning to the urinal. There is no need for everyone to be that close to each other at the urinals. There should always be a urinal between you and everyone else to act as a buffer. Please follow the rules.

Please see the following links for more information:

Urinal Test

The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette

http://ubersite.com/m/25664

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