12/17/09

T-Shirts inspired by MTV's Jersey Shore

We love creating new and funny New Jersey t-shirts so when we saw the first episode of MTV's Jersey Shore, we knew that t-shirts had to be made. Check out the Dirty Jersey t-shirts section at BurnTees to see the entire selection of New Jersey t-shirts and Jersey Shore tees.

BurnTees has the most original New Jersey t shirts and the funniest NJ Tee Shirts around. If you're looking for a Dirty Jersey Tee, this is the place to be (that rhymed). We have Hoboken t shirts, Jersey City tees, Guido t shirts and more!

You may like our NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas, We Pump Our Fists t-shirt, our I Love NJ t-shirt, our Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas tees or one of our many Jersey Shore t-shirts! We now have multiple shirts from the new hit show Jersey Shore including our I Heart The Situation tees and underwear, Jersey Shore, Get Ready For a Whole New Crazy t-shirts, Ripped up Like Rambo sleeveless tees, Fist Pumpin All Summer Long t-shirts and more! Whatever type of New Jersey tee-shirt you're looking for, you're sure to find it here at BurnTees, home of your favorite New Jersey tees.

So from now on, make BurnTees your one stop shop for NJ t shirts and Jersey Shore show tees. Of course, our goal is to see one of our shirts on njguido.com or MTV's new Jersey Shore show.....wish us luck!!!

NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas
NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas
The ultimate New Jersey gas t-shirt. NJ, we don't pump our gas, we pump our fists.
I Heart NJ
I Heart NJ
The classic I Love NJ t-shirt design with a little twist...the NJ state outline inside the heart.
Jersey Shore Get Ready For a Whole New Crazy!
Jersey Shore Get Ready For a Whole New Crazy!
Watch MTV's Jersey Shore show in your Jersey Shore Get Ready For a Whole New Crazy t-shirt!
Fist Pumpin All Summer Long
Fist Pumpin All Summer Long
Click above to buy this Fist Pumpin All Summer Long t-shirt perfect to wear down the Jersey Shore!
I Heart The Situation
I Heart The Situation
I Heart The Situation Shirts and Underwear for fans of The Jersey Shore!
Ripped Up Like Rambo
Ripped Up Like Rambo
Put on your Ripped Up Like Rambo t-shirt and pick up some girls at the Jersey Shore!
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal In New Jersey
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal In New Jersey
Click the image above to buy this I'm Kind Of a Big Deal In New Jersey t-shirt.
New Jersey Come Smell For Yourself
New Jersey Come Smell For Yourself
Click the image above to buy this NJ Come Smell For Yourself t-shirt.
Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas
Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas
Funny Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas Tee-Shirt
I Heart Fist Pump
I Heart Fist Pump
Simple and Classic I Heart Fist Pump NJ t-shirt
Everyone Loves a Jersey Girl
Everyone Loves a Jersey Girl
Perfect tee for all you Jersey Girls out there. Wear this Everyone Loves a Jersey Girl t-shirt with pride. We love you Jersey Girls!
Everyone Loves a Jersey Boy
Everyone Loves a Jersey Boy
A New Jersey t shirt for all the guys from NJ. Show off your New Jersey Pride with this Everyone Loves a Jersey Boy tee shirt.






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11/3/09

It's The Biggest BurnTees Sale Ever! 20% off EVERYTHING on the site!

For 3 days only, receive 20% off everything at BurnTees.com when you use the code burntees20 at checkout. This is our biggest sale EVER so make sure to take advantage over the next 3 days and get an early start on your holiday shopping!







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10/30/09

Brand New New Jersey T-Shirts from BurnTees


BurnTees has the most original New Jersey t shirts and the funniest NJ Tee Shirts around. If you're looking for a Dirty Jersey Tee, this is the place to be (that rhymed). We have Hoboken t shirts, Jersey City tees, Guido t shirts and more! So from now on, make BurnTees your one stop shop for NJ t shirts. Of course, our goal is to see one of our shirts on njguido.com ...wish us luck!!!

NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas
NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas
The ultimate New Jersey gas t-shirt. NJ, we don't pump our gas, we pump our fists.
I Heart NJ
I Heart NJ
The classic I Love NJ t-shirt design with a little twist...the NJ state outline inside the heart.
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal In New Jersey
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal In New Jersey
Click the image above to buy this I'm Kind Of a Big Deal In New Jersey t-shirt.
New Jersey Come Smell For Yourself
New Jersey Come Smell For Yourself
Click the image above to buy this NJ Come Smell For Yourself t-shirt.
Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas
Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas
Funny Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas Tee-Shirt
I Heart Fist Pump
I Heart Fist Pump
Simple and Classic I Heart Fist Pump NJ t-shirt
Everyone Loves a Jersey Girl
Everyone Loves a Jersey Girl
Perfect tee for all you Jersey Girls out there. Wear this Everyone Loves a Jersey Girl t-shirt with pride. We love you Jersey Girls!
Everyone Loves a Jersey Boy
Everyone Loves a Jersey Boy
A New Jersey t shirt for all the guys from NJ. Show off your New Jersey Pride with this Everyone Loves a Jersey Boy tee shirt.




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10/9/09

New Funny T-Shirts From BurnTees

We recently added some new funny t-shirts at BurnTees.com, hope you like them!

I Pull Out T-shirt - Click image below to see more products and to purchase:


Dyslexis Are Teople Poo T-shirt - Click image below to see more products and to purchase:


Jesus "BRB" T-shirt - Click image below to see more products and to purchase:


Lame T-shirt - Click image below to see more products and to purchase:


Collecting Funemployment T-shirt - Click image below to see more products and to purchase:





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9/4/09

We Should All Have Senators like Al Franken

What a well spoken, thought out, smart man and smart answer. Every state should be so lucky to have a Senator like this.




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9/1/09

The Summer Set - Chelsea

Check out the newest single from The Summer Set - "Chelsea". If you like it, buy it on iTunes here: Download Chelsea on iTunes





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8/18/09

Rep. Gingrey (R-GA) Encourages Guns at Town Halls

I honestly don't get this. Just because you have the RIGHT to bring your gun people think it's necessary to go to these town hall meetings with guns?! Is it a scare tactic?


What are your thoughts on people bringing guns to these town hall health care meetings?






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7/21/09

Rules for Good Jewish Living...

Never take a front-row seat at a bris.

If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish.

The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.

And what's wrong with dry turkey?

A good Matza-Ball sinks in mercury.

Pork is forbidden, but a pig in a blanket makes a nice hors d'oeuvre.

Guilt is critical to your existence.

One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.

Never leave a restaurant empty-handed.

The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate side-of-the-street parking is suspended.

A bad matzo ball makes a good paperweight.

Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?

According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants.

If you are going to whisper at the movies, make sure it's loud enough for everyone else to hear.

No meal is complete without leftovers.

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can, make sure you tell everybody what you paid.

The only good thing more important than a good education is a good parking spot at the mall.

It's not who you know, it's who you know that had a nose job.

After the destruction of the Second Temple, God created Loehmann's.

WASPs leave and never say good-bye. Jews say good-bye and never leave.

Israel is the land of milk and honey; Florida is the land of milk of magnesia.

If you don't eat it, it will kill me.

Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.

Next year in Jerusalem. The year after, how about a nice cruise?

Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Miami.

Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a big Cadillac and eating dinner at four in the afternoon

AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST:

There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up and tell
his mother that he is an adult. This usually happens around age 45!



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7/15/09

Finally, a Kosher Computer

We've heard that you can now purchase Kosher computers! They are made in Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM. The price is so low... even with the shipping from Israel! However, before you purchase a kosher computer of your own, you should know that there are some important changes from the typical non-kosher computer you are used to, such as:

1) The "Start" button has been replaced with a "Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!" button.

2) You hear "Hava Nagila" during startup.

3) The cursor moves from right to left.

4) When Spell-checker finds an error it prompts, "Is this the best you can do?"

5) When you look at erotic images, your computer says, "If your mother knew you did this, she would die."

6) It comes with a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that gets rid of all the "schmutz und drek."

7) When running "Scan Disk" it prompts you with a "You want I should fix this?" message.

8) After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC goes, "Schloffen."

9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.

10) It comes with two hard drives - one for fleyshedik (business software) and one for milchedik (games).

11) Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC now gets "Ferklempt."

12) The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"

13) When your PC is working too hard, you occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"

14) Computer viruses can now be cured with matzo ball soup.

15) When disconnecting external devices from the PC, you are instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."

16) After your computer dies, you have to dispose of it within 24 hours.

17) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you can't get SPAM!




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6/26/09

RIP Michael Jackson...BurnTees style

Let me start by saying that I LOVE Michael Jackson's music. I'm a big fan of both his solo career and the Jackson 5 and we obviously lost a living legend yesterday. With that said, I have to share 2 great comments I received today regarding Michael Jackson's death:

Unnamed source: "When Farrah Fawcet arrived in heaven god granted her one wish. She wished that all the children on earth would be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."

Crazy Carl: "let me tell you... you have to be a special person to probably be a child molester....and that not be the first or second sentence in your obituary"


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6/23/09

Jon & Kate - Where do they go from here?

We're all very concerned about Jon & Kate Gosselin and where they'll go from here. Divorce isn't easy especially when you have tons of money from exploiting your children. Thank goodness they were able to get one last very expensive freebie before everything came crashing down (Crooked Houses must LOVE the fact that their product was featured on probably the most watched episode ever).

Crazy Carl thinks that from now on, the show should focus on Jon one week and Kate the next week and in each episode they're dating different celebrities. Like one week Kate is dating Lebron James, the next week Jon is dating Megan fox. As Crazy Carl put it, "I mean, what is a divorce really if its not the chance for a spinoff?" Very well said Carl.

My wife and I were wondering last night and we both agreed that Kate probably won't let Jon see a DIME of the money, especially the money she's made from the books. However, Jon looks like he couldn't care less as long as he's no longer married to the nutbag. Seems like a win win to me!

Guess we'll all have to wait and see how this plays out!




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6/19/09

Fox caught with its pants down on ABC attacks

Originally found here: http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001852/

I love when stuff like this happens - very Daily Show'esque. Fox News - NOW can we stop taking you seriously?

As Think Progress noted, despite Fox’s whining about ABC’s upcoming special on health care reform which will include a town hall conducted in the White House, it turns out that when George W. Bush was President, Fox did exactly what they are accusing ABC of.

Here’s a video mashup of what Fox is saying now — and what it reported then, including footage from its fawning specials on both Bush and Cheney.






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6/10/09

Into The Presence

Go check out Into The Presence - their self titles debut album is awesome:
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/intothepresence
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/intothepresence
and follow them on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/intothepresence






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5/29/09

I've Been A Bad Boy - But we have new New Jersey t-shirts!

I've completely ignored this blog for a while...and I'm sorry. Been super busy with work, creating t-shirts and getting married and blah blah blah, excuses excuses excuses right?

So, just in time for summer BurnTees has release a whole line of new New Jersey shore t-shirts which you can check out at the Dirty New Jersey section of BurnTees.com. AND we also have a whole bunch of new shirt styles to choose from. New American Apparel organic tees, dark organic tees and more, so go check out BurnTees now!!!!

Check out some of the new designs below!

BurnTees has the most original New Jersey t shirts and the funniest NJ Tee Shirts around. If you're looking for a Dirty Jersey Tee, this is the place to be (that rhymed). We have Hoboken t shirts, Jersey City tees, Guido t shirts and more! So from now on, make BurnTees your one stop shop for NJ t shirts. Of course, our goal is to see one of our shirts on njguido.com ...wish us luck!!!

I Heart Fist Pump
I Heart Fist Pump
Simple and Classic I Heart Fist Pump NJ t-shirt
Jersey Shore + Single = Trouble
Jersey Shore + Single = Trouble
The Jersey Shore and being single can lead to a summer of trouble!
I Heart NJ
I Heart NJ
The classic I Love NJ t-shirt design with a little twist...the NJ state outline inside the heart.
NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas
NJ We Don't Pump Our Gas
The ultimate New Jersey gas t-shirt. NJ, we don't pump our gas, we pump our fists.
Dirty Jersey
Dirty Jersey
The classic Dirty New Jersey t-shirt design - we swear, we love New Jersey!
Jesus Loves New Jersey
Jesus Loves New Jersey
Fan of New Jersey? Well so is Jesus! Let the world know with this Jesus Loves New Jersey t-shirt.
Greetings from Belmar
Greetings from Belmar
Greetings from Belmar New Jersey Shore t-shirt
Greetings from Seaside
Greetings from Seaside
Greetings from Seaside New Jersey Shore t-shirt
Greetings from Long Beach Island
Greetings from Long Beach Island
Greetings from Long Beach Island New Jersey Shore LBI t-shirt
Greetings from Point Pleasant
Greetings from Point Pleasant
Greetings from Point Pleasant New Jersey Shore t-shirt
Greetings from Manasquan
Greetings from Manasquan
Greetings from Manasquan New Jersey Shore t-shirt
Shore Thing
Shore Thing
Are you a Sure Thing or a Shore Thing?




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