Semi Precious Weapons - Magnetic Baby

New York's Semi Precious Weapons' frontman Justin Tranter was on MTV's Made yesterday appearing as the coach of a girl who wants to become a rockstar.  If you don't know about this band yet, you should.  Check out their new video to Magnetic Baby below.  

Santa's Gmail Inbox

This is hysterical.  I especially love the revised naughty list with Plaxico and the email from Oprah. Click the image to view a larger version.

I Want a New TV - A Short Film By Crazy Carl

Crazy Carl:

It's a very short film.  Its a film with like a guy is in a living room, watching a small tv. with his wife/girlfriend and he says to his wife (and keeps saying to his wife/fiancee over and over) "when are we getting a new tv?"

"a bigger, nice, really expensive tv"

"and you know you have to spend 2 months salary on the new TV. You have to. Its Custom and Tradition"

"I won't except a cheap tv thats only $1000 or $2000 either. Thats not even an option"

"i'm not going to stay in this relationship forever if you don't save the money to buy a new tv."

"i'm getting older, i can't wait forever for a bigger tv."

"stop wasting your money on things that aren't a new bigger tv"

"all my friends have new tv's"

hmmmmmm  I think Crazy Carl's talking about something else here and not a TV.

Dead Confederate - "Start Me Laughing"

New insanely awesome video from Dead Confederate - "Start Me Laughing"

And in case you never saw their first video which is also amazing - "The Rat"

Arrested Development : Bluth vs Bush - Another Crazy Carl Post

Did you notice all the parallels between the Bluth Family and the Bush Family?

Bush Family: 3 sons 1 daughter
Bluth Family: 3 sons 1 daughter

Bush Family: Weird usage of Acronyms for names: JEB (John Ellis) Bluth
Bluth Family: Weird Usage of Acronyms for names: GOB (George Oscar) Bluth

Bush Family: Filthy Rich, yet aloof and uncaring and self absorbed.
Bluth Family: Filthy Rich, yet aloof and uncaring and self absorbed.

George HW Bush (41st President): Friendly with Saddam until he fell out of favor with Americans
George Bluth: Friendly with Saddam until he fell out of favor with Americans

Barbara Bush: Openly racist, hatred towards minorities and uncaring towards people suffering
Lucille Bluth: Openly racist, hatred towards minorities and uncaring towards people suffering

George W. Bush: failed businessman and moocher off his parents and name until his 40's
GOB Bluth: failed magician and moocher off his parents and name into his 30's.

Unfortunately, Arrested development lasted a little over 2 years, and the Bush dyansty has lasted like 40 years. I agree this show was cancelled way too early, especially considering its brilliance. However, TV execs are generally morons. Take a look at how long the Honeymooners lasted, for example. 

If anyone can think of any other parallels between the Bushes and the Bluths, let me know.

-Crazy Carl Himself

STEVE HOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Japan Airline's CEO Slashes his Pay Below the Pay of Pilots, other CEO Should Learn from Him !

This actually makes me sick.  I just can't understand why CEO's here in the United States can't foll0w this example.  

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Big Girls Need Loving Too Both fat and skinny people will love this Big Girls Need Loving Too tee-shirt.

Slow Your Roll If you're looking for an awesome retro t shirt or vintage tee, this Slow Your Roll tee-shirt is it.

Jesus Saves The best Jesus Saves t shirt out there, because it's the original one. Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, He Shoots, He Scores!

Cougar Bait Cougar Bait funny, retro and vintage t shirt design with high school type logo.

John Butler Trio - Ocean - fucking sick

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Ron Howard Confirms an "Arrested Development" Movie

Life just got a whole lot better because Ron Howard confirmed an Arrested Development movie!!!  If you aren't familiar with the show, get familiar immediately.  Probably the funniest show that's ever been on TV and you can watch all the episodes for free on Hulu.com!  

Thoughts on the AmEx bailout - by Crazy Carl

i find it hilarious american express needs a bailout of 3.5 billion dollars.

the government should loan the money to the company. and if they are late on a payment, jack the interest rate from 9% to 29%

and call the CEO at home incessantly when the company falls behind.

Well said Crazy Carl, well said.  Don't even get me started on the crazy GM bailout.  Why should we invest in a failing company!?  Let's invest in companies of the future who can actually make money!

Lots of New Shirts!

Click on any of the designs below to view all of the t-shirts that each image is available on:

Deez Nuts
What's up with those nuts? What nuts? Deez Nuts!

Slow Your Roll
If you're looking for an awesome retro t shirt or vintage tee, this Slow Your Roll tee-shirt is it.

Big Girls Need Loving Too
Both fat and skinny people will love this Big Girls Need Loving Too tee-shirt.

Droppin Loads
Droppin Loads t-shirt. What kind of loads are droppin? Use your imagination.

Want Me To Make You A Mix Tape?
Graphic and retro looking Want Me To Make You a Mix Tape t-shirt with cassette image.

Big Brother Is Watching
Freak people out with this Big Brother Is Watching tee-shirt.

Let's Go Back To My Place
Use this Let's Go Back To My Place shirt to easily pick up dorky chicks who love 80's movies.

TwittieMe.com

Thanks to Jean for posting about this site on Twitter.  TwittieMe is a great site where you can post a little blurb about your twitter account to help try and get the word out about your twitter account.  I would have never found HackNYC without it.  Definitely check it out.

thoughts on our newest shirt? Deez Nuts: http://ping.fm/s08Df

recovering....still.....ugh