2/6/09

BurnTees now has over 1,000 St. Patrick's Day Designs to Choose from!

If you're looking for funny St. Patrick's Day t shirts, this is the place to be. Only BurnTees has funny St. Patrick's Day T shirts, New Jersey based St. Patty's Day t shirts, New York St. Patricks day t shirts, Hoboken St. Patty's Day t shirts, Belmar St Patrick's Day tees, Seaside St. Paddy's Day t shirts, and Morristown St. Patties Day tees.

We have all sorts of Irish tees and St. Patrick's Day t-shirts. St. Patrick's Day t shirt designs include the following: Let's Get Ready To Stumble shirts, You Can't Drink All Day if you don't start in the morning shirts, Drink until you're green tee shirts, It's A Celebration bitches t-shirts, Everyone Loves an Irish boy t shirts, Everyone Loves an Irish Girl tee shirts for the ladies, Wanna Seem My Shamrocks tees for the ladies and their boobs, St. Patrick's Day shirts with attitude like our Green Is So Last St. Patrick's Day tees and our Wish You Were Beer tee shirt design. We have tees for those that aren't Irish but love celebrating St. Patties like our Irish Today Hungover Tomorrow t shirt design. There's tons of St. Patrick's Day t-shirt designs to choose from so start checking them out below!
Email us at burntees at gmail dot com if you're interested in custom St. Patrick's Day gear or if you think there's a design that we're missing here.

Everything below is a BurnTees original.  To see 22 more pages of St. Patrick's Day designs from other t-shirt designers that we love, check out this link: http://www.burntees.com/index.cgi/stpats

To find out when the St. Patrick's Day parade in your area is, check out saintpatricksdayparade.com.

Find more apparel options and more shipping options at our BurnTees Sister Site

Save Water Drink Beer

Save Water Drink Beer
Save Water Drink Beer t-shirt perfect for Beer lovers on St. Patrick's Day.

God Beer Me Strength

God Beer Me Strength
God Beer Me Strength t-shirt to help get thru the long day of drinking.

It's a Celebration Bitches

It's a Celebration Bitches
It's a Celebration Bitches funny St Patrick's Day t shirt.

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the 
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't start in the morning. The perfect tee for St. Patty's Day.

Let's Get Ready To Stumble

Let's Get Ready To Stumble
Let's Get Ready To Stumble. The perfect t shirt to get the party started on St. Patrick's Day.

Irish Drinking League Logo

Irish Drinking League Logo
If you're a professional Irish Drinker than this logo shirt is for you.

Irish Girl The Best Drinking Buddy A Guy Could Hav

Irish Girl The Best Drinking Buddy A Guy Could Hav
This Irish Girl The Best Drinking Buddy a Guy Could Have t shirt is the perfect Irish tee for all the ladies.

Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow

Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow
Everyone can relate to this St. Pat's day t shirt because on St. Patrick's Day, everyone's drinking and then hungover the next day.

Wish You Were Beer

Wish You Were Beer
Instead of Wish you were Here, on St. Patricks Day we say Wish You were BEER!

Wanna See My Shamrocks?

Wanna See My Shamrocks?
The perfect St. Pat's Day t shirt for all you crazy ladies out there!

Everyone Loves an Irish Boy

Everyone Loves an Irish Boy
Show your Irish pride on St. Patty's Day with this Everyone Loves An Irish Boy tee.

Everyone Loves an Irish Girl

Everyone Loves an Irish Girl
Show your Irish pride with this Everyone Loves an Irish Girl tee.

I'm Irish Wanna Fight?

I'm Irish Wanna Fight?
I'm Irish Wanna Fight green St. Pattie's Day tee with awesome little leprechaun on it.

Rock On Leprechaun

Rock On Leprechaun
This Rock On Leprechaun St. Patrick's Day Irish tee is perfect for kids and adults.

I'm Irish Believe You Me

I'm Irish Believe You Me
People doubting your Irishness? Then this I'm Irish Believe You Me design is perfect for you.

IRISH I Was Irish

IRISH I Was Irish
Wish you were Irish? Then check out this IRISH I was Irish t shirt!

Irish You Would Kiss Me

Irish You Would Kiss Me
This Irish You Would Kiss Me St. Patrick's Day shirt is the ideal shirt for anyone looking to get any on St. Patties Day.

Irish I Wasn't So Drunk

Irish I Wasn't So Drunk
This Irish I Wasn't So Drunk tee is great for everyone to wear later in the day on St. Patrick's Day.

Irish I Was Drunk

Irish I Was Drunk
A great St. Paddy's Day tee for when you first wake up! Later you'll have your Irish I Wasn't So Drunk tee on though.

Irish You'd Buy Me a Beer

Irish You'd Buy Me a Beer
Everyone loves free beer on St. Patties day and hopefully this Irish You'd Buy Me a Beer t-shirt will help you out!

Kiss Me I'm Drunk with Clover

Kiss Me I'm Drunk with Clover
A tee shirt with a simple and straightforward request for St. Patrick's Day. Kiss Me I'm Drunk (but not passed out yet!)

Kiss Me I'm Drunk

Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Simple Kiss Me I'm Drunk St. Patrick's Day t-shirt.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day
The perfect simple t shirt for kids and adults this St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day with four leaf clovers.

100% Irish 100% Wasted

100% Irish 100% Wasted
Make 100% of your family proud this St. Patrick's day with this 100% Irish 100% Wasted t shirt.

75% Irish 100% Wasted

75% Irish 100% Wasted
Make 3/4 of your family proud this St. Pat's day with this 75% Irish 100% Wasted t shirt.

50% Irish 100% Wasted

50% Irish 100% Wasted
Make 1/2 of your family proud this St. Pat's day with this 50% Irish 100% Wasted t shirt.

25% Irish 100% Wasted

25% Irish 100% Wasted
Make 1/4th of your family proud this St. Pat's day with this 25% Irish 100% Wasted t shirt.

Ireland is for Livers

Ireland is for Livers
Ireland is for Lovers? No. Ireland is for Livers! Original irish t shirt for all our irish fans.

Irish For a Day

Irish For a Day
St. Patrick's Day t shirt for all us non Irish folks out there who love to celebrate St. Patties day.

IRISH I Would Remember This Tomorrow

IRISH I Would Remember This Tomorrow
Everyone can relate to this St. Patrick's Day t shirt. IRISH I Would Remember This Tomorrow!

Irish In Training

Irish In Training
Cute St. Patrick's Day t shirt for kids and adults alike. Irish in Training with funny leprechaun head.

IRISH My Girlfriend was Irish

IRISH My Girlfriend was Irish
A great St. Patrick's Day t-shirt for all you guys out there who wish you had an Irish girlfriend!

Irish My Boyfriend was Irish

Irish My Boyfriend was Irish
Wish you had an Irish boyfriend? Then this Irish My Boyfriend was Irish tee is perfect for you!

Today Is the Only Day I Admit I'm Irish

Today Is the Only Day I Admit I'm Irish
A great St. Patties day tee for all of our friends out there who are actually Irish.

Drink Until You're Green

Drink Until You're Green
A great St. Patrick's day tee for all you drinkers out there. Drink Until You're Green!

Where's the Kosher Corned Beef?

Where's the Kosher Corned Beef?
Another shirt with a funny Irish/Jewish twist. Where's the Kosher Corned Beef t shirt design.

IRISH My Girlfriend was Jewish

IRISH My Girlfriend was Jewish
This IRISH my girlfriend was Jewish St. Patty's day tee is perfect for all you nice Jewish boys.

Irish My Boyfriend was Jewish

Irish My Boyfriend was Jewish
The perfect Irish tee and St. Patrick's t-shirt for all you nice Jewish girls out there.

Green is so last St. Patrick's Day

Green is so last St. Patrick's Day
The perfect St. Patrick's Day shirt if you have a little attitude.

Who's Your Paddy

Who's Your Paddy
Green Who's Your Paddy St. Patties day tee with funny looking Irish guy on the t shirt. (It's funny cause it sounds like Who's Your Daddy.)

Irish Drinking Team

Irish Drinking Team
If you didn't know, Ireland has a drinking team, and this St. Patrick's Day, if you're wearing this t shirt, you're on the Irish Drinking Team. Good luck and go Irish!

Dublin Up

Dublin Up
We know people copy this design, but this is the original. Awesome Irish Dublin Up T shirt perfect for St. Patrick's Day. If you've got two hands, then you can hold two beers on St. Pat's Day.

Drink Until You're Irish

Drink Until You're Irish
Great green t-shirt design perfect for St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day design with fun Irish looking lads with beers and Drink Until You're Irish green text on the bottom.

Kiss Me I'm Irish

Kiss Me I'm Irish
It's St. Patties Day, you're Irish, you're wearing this great Kiss Me I'm Irish St. Paddys Day shirt, and dammit you want to be kissed!

Blow Me I'm Irish

Blow Me I'm Irish
This morning when I wasn't as drunk, my shirt said Kiss Me I'm Irish, but now that I've been drinking all day, I've changed it to Blow Me I'm Irish.

I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk
A simple, straight to the point St. Patrick's Day t shirt. It's St. Patrick's Day and I'm Drunk. Thank you.

Erin go braugh-less

Erin go braugh-less
Instead of the boring Irish saying, for St. Pats you should be more fun! Green Erin Go Braugh-less t shirt design perfect for St Patricks Day.

Mooning Leprechaun

Mooning Leprechaun
Hey, It's St. Patrick's Day and this is my mooning leprechaun. See him on my awesome St Patties day tee?!

Made in Ireland

Made in Ireland
This is BurnTees and we're Jersey boys so we had to have an Irish/New Jersey St. Patrick's Day tee shirt and this is it! Made In Ireland, Live In Jersey.

Kiss Me I'm 21!!!

Drinking Buddy

Drinking Buddy
On most nights you need a wingman, but on St. Patties day all you need is a Drinking Buddy. If you're the drinking buddy on St. Patrick's Day then this tee shirt is perfect for you.

Sorry I'm a Little Drunk

Sorry I'm a Little Drunk
We know you're drunk and you're bound to do some stupid stuff on St. Patrick's Day, so apologize in advance with this Sorry I'm a Little Drunk t shirt perfect for St. Pats Day.

New Jersey 4 Leaf Clover

New Jersey 4 Leaf Clover
This New Jersey 4 Leaf Clover design is perfect for St. Patrick's Day in NY.

New York 4 Leaf Clover

New York 4 Leaf Clover
This New York 4 Leaf Clover design is perfect for St. Patrick's Day in NY.

New York St. Patrick's Day 2009

New York St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official New York St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Boston St. Patrick's Day 2009

Boston St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Boston St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Hoboken St. Patrick's Day 2009

Hoboken St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Hoboken St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Morristown St. Patrick's Day 2009

Morristown St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Morristown St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Seaside St. Patrick's Day 2009

Seaside St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Seaside New Jersey St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

San Fran St. Patrick's Day 2009

San Fran St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official San Fran St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Chicago St. Patrick's Day 2009

Chicago St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Chicago St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Belmar St. Patrick's Day 2009

Belmar St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Belmar St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Trenton St. Patrick's Day 2009

Trenton St. Patrick's Day 2009
Official Trenton New Jersey St. Patrick's Day 2009 t-shirt design.

Boston MA St. Patrick's Day

Charlotte NC St. Patrick's Day

New York St. Patrick's Day 2008

New York St. Patrick's Day 2008
New York St. Patrick's Day 2008 four leaf clover tee shirt, perfect for anyone celebrating in New York, NY this year.

New York St. Patrick's Day

Hoboken St. Patrick's Day

Hoboken St. Pattys Day 2008

Hoboken St. Pattys Day 2008
Hoboken St. Patrick's Day 2008 tee shirt, perfect for anyone celebrating in Hoboken, NJ this year. We know we'll be there!

Morristown St. Patrick's Day

Morristown St. Patrick's Day 2008

Morristown St. Patrick's Day 2008
Morristown St. Patrick's Day 2008 four leaf clover tee shirt, perfect for anyone celebrating in Morristown NJ this year.

Seaside St. Patrick's Day

Seaside St. Patrick's Day 2008

Seaside St. Patrick's Day 2008
The perfect t shirt if you're celebrating St. Patrick's Day down the shore this year.

Belmar St. Pattys Day 2008

Belmar St. Pattys Day 2008
Celebrate Belmar's St. Patrick's Day in style this year with this great Belmar 2008 four leaf clover design.

I Love New Jersey

I Love New Jersey
I Love NJ design with a four leaf clover instead of a heart. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day

BurnTees 4 Leaf Clover

Even More St. Patrick's Day Shirts!!!

Even More St. Patrick's Day Shirts!!!
This section has even more St. Patty's Day tees by our featured partners. If you're looking for St. Paddy's Day shirts, you'll find them here.




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2/2/09

Were the 1996 NBA Finals Fixed? - A Crazy Carl Conspiracy Theory

This is an actual IM conversation between Crazy Carl and Myself


Crazy Carl: ok. i was driving to philadelphia with my buddy "D" when we told Me: this story.
Crazy Carl: there was this kid i knew through playing hockey, he went to high school with "D" and played for that school.
Crazy Carl: anyways, the kids father's worked for briggs, the security company.
Crazy Carl: so, in , Briggs is hired by the NBA. the kid's father was assigned to a detail that was supposed to keep the Larry O'Brien Trophy (that's the championship trophy. they make a new one every year) secure from when it was finished being made in mid may until the end of the NBA finals. After that it belongs to the team, and its the teams responsibility.
Crazy Carl: you with me so far.
Crazy Carl: sorry, it was , my bad.
Crazy Carl: anyways, the bulls play the sonics in that NBA finals.
Crazy Carl: games 1 and 2 are in chicago, games 3 and 4 and 5 are in seattle, then games 6 and 7 are supposed to be in chicago.
Me: OK
Crazy Carl: the bulls win game 1 and 2 in chicago.
Crazy Carl: then they win game 3 in seattle
Crazy Carl: seattle comes back to win game 4 107-86.
Crazy Carl: then seattle wins game 5 89-78
Crazy Carl: series goes back to chicago for game 6, chicago wins the title on fathers day 87-75 to win the title.
Me: why do i feel like all those details aren't necessary
Crazy Carl: so, chicago has 2 chances to win the title in seattle, but doesn't. they went 72-10 in the regular season.
Me: anyway, go on
Me: is this a gambling thing?
Crazy Carl:  they were 14-1 in the playoff going into game 4 of the finals in seattle.
Crazy Carl: yes.
Me: let me guess...they didn't even BRING the trophy to Seattle cause they KNEW Chicago wasn't going to win there?
Crazy Carl: exactly.
Crazy Carl: the trophy never went to Seattle
Me: do you really TRULY believe this story?
Crazy Carl: theoretically they should've shipped it to Seattle after game 3.
Crazy Carl: yes i do.
Me: get proof
Crazy Carl: this kids father
Crazy Carl: i believe it with all my heart.
Crazy Carl: games 4 and 5 weren't close. they weren't swung by the refs.
Crazy Carl: chicago lost by 21 points and 11 points in the 2 games.
Crazy Carl: chicago was down 53-32 at halftime in game 4.
Me: may i copy and paste this convo onto my blog?
Crazy Carl: go ahead.
Crazy Carl: it is my new favorite conspiracy theory
Crazy Carl:  the bulls lost one game that season by more than 10 points.


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1/30/09

Advice for the GOP: Leak a Palin/Hasselback Sex Tape

Glam Rocker Justin Tratner's Advice for the GOP: Leak a Palin/Hasselback Sex Tape

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1/29/09

BurnTees gets a nice mention in Tweetworks TV Episode 20 - Using Tweetworks for Business

Check out our cool mention on Tweekworks.  Tweekworks is a service/site that uses the power of twitter to bring groups of people together who have a similar interest.  From the site:


"Tweetworks is designed to make micro-blogging more useful for people and businesses. Tweetworks is based on the simple premise that people like to talk about stuff with other people. And it is the stuff (ideas, questions, politics, sports, arts and so on) that brings people together and around which they form community."

It was awesome of Tweekworks to mention us in an article and we hope that you'll take a second to add them to your twitter followers (http://twitter.com/Tweetworks), check out the site, and become involved!  

And if you're not already following us, you can find us on twitter at Twitter.com/BurnTees



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1/27/09

From the New TMQ article on ESPN.com

Bankers and Wall Street Are Robbing You Blind, Yet Congress Does Nothing: I still can't understand how AIG, beneficiary of $152 billion in federal subsidies and loan guarantees, could get away with giving management $400 million in year-end bonuses for a year in which management did one of the worst jobs in financial history. That money was forcibly removed from your pocket and placed into the pockets of incompetent scoundrels -- yet Congress does nothing! Now it turns out federally subsidized Merrill Lynch, the Bank of America subsidiary given $20 billion of your money two weeks ago, lost $15.3 billion in the fourth quarter of 2008, and yet handed its senior managers $4 billion in bonuses. Four billion, not million, forcibly removed from your pocket -- or borrowed, with the bill handed to your children -- and put into the pockets of scoundrels who did a terrible, horrible, awful job. Merrill Lynch managers must be laughing out loud: They screwed up in a major way, and for screwing up were lavishly rewarded, while blameless federal taxpayers were punished. Why isn't our Democratic-led, supposedly populist Congress incensed about such abuses?

Unfortunately, I do understand -- because Congress is to blame for the abuses. Congress enacted October's $700 billion bailout of banks and Wall Street without including fraud provisions. At the moment of maximum leverage with banks and Wall Street, Congress simply handed over vast sums of your money without getting any accountability concessions in return. If a Pentagon contractor abuses federal money, if the vendor who supplies staplers and paper clips to the National Operational Hydrologic Remote Sensing Center abuses federal money, federal prosecutors move in, because contracts issued by federal agencies have fraud clauses. The October deal by which Congress handed over hundreds of billions of dollars to banks and Wall Street doesn't contain fraud clauses!

The AIG and Merrill Lynch top dogs may be despicable, but it's legal for them to stuff your money into their pockets as bonuses. As Michael Kinsley once said, "The real scandal is what's legal." That billions of the $700 billion bailout fund are being looted directly in front of our eyes is legal, owing to the carelessness of Congress.

Gordon Gecko

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Compared to the people running AIG, Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch, Gordon Gecko was a paragon of fiduciary responsibility.

So why isn't Congress in emergency session to amend the bailout law to allow prosecution for fraud or misappropriation of federal funds? Much of the $700 billion still is being handed out; with every day that passes, more of your money is transferred to Wall Street and banking-industry con artists without necessary legal protections. If bankers and Gordon Gecko knew they could be prosecuted for awarding themselves bonuses taken from public money, this behavior instantly would stop. In October it was a huge blunder for Congress to start handing out hundreds of billions of dollars without accountability clauses, but at least repetition of this blunder can be stopped now -- if Congress would act. That Congress does not act, but continues to give away your money without fraud protection, indicates members of Congress, Republican and Democrat alike, simply do not care how much of your money they waste. Many members of Congress only care about personal power and campaign donations. Giving away your money to people who are already rich helps members of Congress maintain personal power and assure themselves campaign donations. If Barack Obama is to be a successful president, he must realize fast that the Congress is the source of the fiscal "anything goes" problem he had decried.

Supposedly Wall Street and bank bonuses must be paid in order to keep top people from leaving Wall Street and banks. We want the top people to leave! They, after all, are the ones who melted down the financial markets; the avalanche of losses at Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Merrill, Washington Mutual and other institutions was not caused by the Klingons.Here is a fine article by Michael Lewis on how Wall Street insiders couldn't possibly care less how much of their clients' money they lose, so long as they can manipulate the system to get bonuses. Reckless borrowing and too-small cash reserves set up banks and investment banks for a crash, but created short-term numbers that allowed managers to award themselves giant bonus checks. At least the monies invested and lost with Wall Street brokers were monies freely given. Since the bailout began in October, Wall Street managers and bankers have had access to a far larger pool of cash -- the federal Treasury -- to loot. That's exactly what they are doing, and Congress stands by.

Shortly after Barack Obama was sworn in, he complained of "lack of accountability" in federal handouts to banks and Wall Street. You're in charge now, do something about it! The lack of accountability did not pop out of a rift in the space-time continuum -- the problem is the direct result of carelessness by Congress. Fix the problem! Amend the legislation!



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1/26/09

New Comment System

I have no idea if this will work or not, but I just went to Disqus and installed their comment system on this blog.  This should be the first post where it shows up so lets check it out and see if it works!


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1/22/09

Crazy Carl's Get Rich Quick Idea

This is an ACTUAL conversation that I just had with Crazy Carl:


Crazy Carl: i finally figured out how i'm going to get rich.

Me: ok I'll bite....

Crazy Carl:  i was thinking about this today when i was speeding and passed a speed trap but didn't get pulled over.

it would sort of be like a stink bomb.

it would be a vial that would have liquid in it that would smell exactly like you shit your pants.

would you rather spend $20 on that, or get a $200 ticket, plus have your car insurance go up?

Me:  you. are. an. idiot

Crazy Carl:  no, i am a mad genius.

why do people buy radar detectors?

and my vial of shit your pants would be way cheaper than a radar detector


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