Crazy Carl

A current IM conversation between Carl and I:

Carl: how would you feel if you found out i was jesus? or the second coming? pretty trippy eh?
Me: i'd be impressed..i gotta admit
Carl: i don't think i am, but you never know. i said this once to my girlfriend's aunt last year sometime: "I mean, everyone's so concerned and shocked, and appalled and cheated by James Frei slightly exaggerating and embellishing his life story in a milliion little pieces. but me, I'm more offended by John, Luke, Matthew, and Paul doing the same thing when they wrote about Jesus. like, maybe he didn't turn water into wine, but lets put it in anyways, makes him seems Godlike"
Me: Lovely story